Kitten BUZZ

Kitten Buzz Xplains me the «laws» of the NATURAL universe:




1 T-rooms are always closed after midnite and sometomes even before



2 Dear deceased, the herb in my eye is always greener than the grass under your feet



3 There is no tomorrow after yesterday died



4 Yesterday cannot exist 2day



5 Time is a nearly empty glass in expanding space



6 I am not a green lasagne, said the bloody spaghetti



7 What cannot happen, will happen for sure! (Lenin revisited)



8 Do not trust a car without a driver’s seat



9 Do not trust the driver who just stepped outside his car



10 Winter is a snowman without carrots and a donkey



11 The rabbit digs a hole outside existential ANGST



12 Fear is a scar near a cat’s ear (but I have Nivea cream to cure it!)



13 Simple terror is the most effective (social security regulation 7882,52)



14 According to the ANC Lightning strikes back!



15 Thunder is a sudden sound in an empty stomach



16 Butterflies never fly butter but cream the universe instead



17 The asshole of the universe migrates from the Western hemisphere looking for a counter fugue



18 Torture happens second after second after second after …



19 I wrote myself a hate letter because I am unable to destroy a religious education



20 Stop asking WHY but try to find out WHY



21 Once I saw a window reflecting in a tear



22 Once I saw a tear reflecting in a window



23 Teardrops are the perfect drug against Coca Cola!



24 I love hairy pancakes on the border of depression (and I’m manic now)



25 Dear Mary, I never met a virgin in the sky



26 Dear Joseph, I never met the sky in a virgin



27 What I admire in cats if far 2 long 2 XXXplain in 27 sentences